Monday, April 04, 2005

Dialogue of two Art majors...

...at 9:27 am on a Monday like today:

B: Hey, you.
M: What's up?! (stapling a paper)
B: I have a test in...
M: I have a speech.
B: ... three minutes
M: I don't know what I'm gonna...
B: Ask me if I'm ready?
M: ... talk about.
B: I'm not ready!
M: Why don't we ever...
B: We're dead.
M: ... get anything done?
B: Gotta go take the test.
M: See ya.

This is based on a true story.

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